I was slapped in the face by something so WTF-worthy that, to be honest, I think I might have just set the bar higher than I should have on the first try. Michael Jackson, yeah *that* Michael Jackson, had an obsession with cloning. Not just your usual obsession, assuming the article in question has any degree of accuracy stuck to it at all. But that kind that makes one wonder if he didn’t spend a few hours recording a scene for The Outer Limits.

Even the guy that drove him around thought he was a tiny bit crazy about the whole immortality thing. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m at least slightly curious about the whole immortality thing–come on, we all are… you can admit it–but geebus criminy, Mikey. The world does not need a sequel. Especially a Jackson sequel.