Not all morons are criminals, but all criminals are morons.
Occasionally, something will wander into my inbox that’s of a quality that warrants the best mocking I have the energy to put out when I see it. Even more occasionally, such mock-worthy things are not, in fact, to do with politics on either side of the Canada/US border. Today is one such occasion.
A Mexican-born gentleman wanted for bank fraud in the US thought it would be fun to advertise on Facebook, his various escapades while hiding from authorities in Cancun. There was just one very small problem. Well, okay, two. He posted his activities on Facebook, which meant anyone with a grudge against him could have probably very easily turned him in and not even blinked an eye at it. But, and this is what nets him moron of the month, he added a former DOJ official as a friend on Facebook. Yep, you guessed it–the official easily turned him in and didn’t even blink an eye. Folks, the opinionated fool does not condone breaking the law in any way, shape or form, but if you must, don’t be an idiot about it. Broadcasting to anyone who happens to stumble across your Facebook or Twitter profile exactly what you’re doing, where you’re doing it and when you’re doing it? That qualifies as being an idiot about it. Oh yeah, he’s also on his way back to the US now. Surprised? So is he.
