Did he or didn’t he? Oh, the scandal!
And because the media south of the border seems to like to learn from the media north of the border, we have it on good authority that president Obama may or may not have eyed up a 16-year-old. Hold the presses, *now* we have a story. I mean, really and seriously. Forget crackergate. Hell, forget the fact our own prime minister was even late (by a minute 40!) for a photo at the G8 summit. Oh no, none of that matters now. Not while the headline reads Barack may or may not have flirted with some random chick in her teens. Tell you what, Obama. You buy me a plane ticket to Italy and I’ll do all your flirting for you. I’m semi-good at that. Besides, flirtation never hurt anyone. Just don’t go to Bill Clinton for your advice.
Mmm. come on and flirt with me. You know you want to!
What else do I know?
Judging by the ample time you must have on your hands to write all the crap you do, not much.
Awwe, I’m hurt.
Really, it can’t be all bad. You keep coming back.
Victim of the train wreck effect; I just gotta look. Lucky for you as it gets you a reader.
Oh, well, if that’s all it is. Keep it up. A little entertainment never hurt anyone. And you definitely are entertaining.